(BOB) comes to JUSTIFY your sins; to UNMASK the Conspiracy, and to get us back the SLACK they stole away!

When two or three are gathered in my name, and I am not there; do you not feel my hands in your pockets? - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

ACT LIKE YOU AREN'T READING THIS!
They may be watching you...

ARE WE CONTROLLED BY SECRET FORCES?
ARE ALIEN SPACE BANKERS BRINGING
A STARTLING NEW WORLD?
 

REPENT
DobbsCoin is a peer-to-peer settlement instrument
a "currency like electronic document", not
to be confused with 'Legal Tender'.


THE WORLD ENDS TOMORROW
AND YOU MAY DIE

Explorer:
Mining Pool:
Android Wallet:

Explorer.dobbscoin.info
NoSuchPool.cloud
Dobbscoin.apk

SETTLE UP

w/
"BOB"

Releases:
  • Windows
  • MAC/OSX
  • LINUX
  • GITHUB
  • Exchanges: (BTC/BOB)
    • No Exchange
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    QUIT YOUR JOB!

    (BOB) Dobbscoin is the "Official Crypto-Currency of the Church of the SubGenius", a TWENTY+ Year UFO/SEX CULT, and 'parody religion' founded within many well known beliefs. The Church of the SubGenius teaches a complex belief system that focuses on the clip-art Deity, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and shines the light upon The Conspiracy.
    (Cliques Of Normals Secretly Planning Insidious Rituals Aimed at Controlling You)
    More: Wikipedia
    In UFO/SEX Cult
    Coin PUMPS YOU!!



      GET SLACK NOW - WHILE DIFFICULTY IS LOW
    SLACK OFF!!


    MONETIZING THE ESCHATON   ..Please wait.
    Slack means something different to everyone. 

    If you have to ask, you can never know.
    Slack is doing as little as possible, yet mysteriously benefiting at the same time.
    It's a kind of direct perception, unfettered by 'so-called common sense.
    Slack is not exactly laziness, but a kind of  'active sloth'.

    Current Block reward: 1.25 BOB


    SOCIAL MEDIA

    Compared to Slack, NIRVANA is like having your eyes slowly 
    gouged out with a carrot-peeler while receiving electroshock, or ants
    crawling up your nose and burrowing deep into your sinuses, 
    while you are dying of thirst in the desert.

    WORTHLESS ON PURPOSE

      
    The stupider it looks, the more important it probably is.
      

    It's US versus THEM! - Are you gonna FRY in HELL ON EARTH alongside the PINK BOYS,
    Or will you pull the wool over your OWN eyes and ACCEPT "BOB" into YOUR Wallet.

    (BOB): The Currency of the Econocolypse.

    The Graven Image of 'Bob' Dobbs' Face is a registered trademark of The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
    Get RIGHT with "Bob" - http://www.subgenius.com

    DOBBS
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